Don’t even bother if there’s no smolder shoulder action.
bogan bitches white noise in the background.
Some people just need
a chair to the head to be told – to snap the fuck out of it!
Stay Gina Strong – “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” If that doesn’t work, you know what to do with “yourselves”..
One should never resort to violence, unless it’s towards Janet cause she’s been mixing her med’s with her wine again.
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
When put on the spot – deny – deny – look at mobile . Glad Janet came dressed as a Bunning’s Paint Colour Planner.
When you’re a Barrister, Actress, Reality TV Star and Entrepreneur – BUSY BUSY always remain tough inside like the cold hard professional bitch you are.
Only God or Hairspray can help you now, Moses ain’t stopping the Ark for you mate.
Live your life Fearless with a set of growing balls…
In times of conflict, it’s important to know the politically correct things to say.
Don’t Forget – Confidence is key.
Never be afraid to try unusual ‘pluck-a-duck’ defence style tactics to throw off your enemy.
Don’t ever sugar coat anything… ever – ass hair.