1. Walking fast
2. Not sitting in chairs properly
3. Standing like this
4. Forgetting people’s names
5. Helping your mum and aunty clean up after dinner
6. Doing this at family events, actually any event
7. Shortening your name as much as possible
8. Hating Andy’s boyfriend and friends
9. Stalking in the Activity feed on Instagram
10. Avoiding this question
11. Knowing they chose the wrong lead song
12. Identifying with Ursula instead of Ariel
13. Communicating telepathically with other gays
14. Ignoring the weather when getting dressed
15. And always rolling up your t-shirt sleeves
16. Having a gay auto-correct
17. Always the bridesmaid never the bride.
18. Choosing Princess Peach
19. Praying for this anytime you fly
20. Always being shirtless even at baby showers
21. Knowing where to look on Wikipedia
22. Counting in threes
23. Awkward ‘side-eye’ in PE health class
24. The Shady Grindr burn
25. Anyone that is still clueless
26. Is she just being nice or flirting?
27. No invite, straight people are confused.
28. Making up new words, because we can.
29. Checking out a guy with a nice bum, but when he turns around has breasts.
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